Different As Can Be is the second song from A Very Potter Musical. It was written by Darren Criss and A.J. Holmes and performed by Joe Walker as Voldemort and Brian Rosenthal as Quirrell. It is the third track on the cast album.
Lyrics[]
Quirrell:
You won't sleep on your tummy
Voldemort:
You won't sleep on your back
Quirrell and Voldemort:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
Quirrell:
We share some hands and fingers
Voldemort:
And yet the feeling lingers
Quirrell and Voldemort:
We're just about as different
As anyone can be
Voldemort:
You like plotting a garden
And I like plotting to kill
Quirrell:
You think that you should rule the world
I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell
Voldemort:
Pushing people in is fun as well!
I like folding all my ties
Quirrell:
And you have no friends
Hey, that's a surprise
Quirrell and Voldemort:
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be
Voldemort:
You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!
I'm the darkest of lords!
Quirrell:
I'm the brightest professor here
I've won several awards
Voldemort:
My new world is about to unfold
Quirrell:
You got beat by a two-year-old
Voldemort:
I'll kill him this time, through and through
Quirrell:
Or you might just give him another tattoo
Quirrell and Voldemort:
You really must agree
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can-
Voldemort:
I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
Quirrell, spoken:
Prevails!
Voldemort:
Part of that world goes to you
Quirrell:
When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers
Voldemort:
When I rule the world, I'll have... snakes!
Voldemort (Quirrell):
And goblins and werewolves
A fleet of Dementors (And Jane Austin)
And giants and Thestrals (Novels)
And all my Death Eaters!
Quirrell and Voldemort:
When I rule the world!
External Links[]
- Different As Can Be on Bandcamp
- Different As Can Be from The SPACE Tour on iTunes
- Different As Can Be from The SPACE Tour on Amazon Music
- Different As Can Be from The SPACE Tour on Spotify
- Different As Can Be from Apocalyptour on iTunes
- Different As Can Be from Apocalyptour on Amazon Music
- Different As Can Be from Apocalyptour on Spotify
- Different As Can Be from StarKid Homecoming on iTunes
- Different As Can Be from StarKid Homecoming on Spotify
- Different As Can Be from StarKid Homecoming on Amazon Music
- StarKid Homecoming Volume 2 on the StarKid Store