Finale is the twelfth song in Me and My Dick. It was written by Darren Criss and performed by Joey Richter as Joey, Jaime Lyn Beatty as Sally, Devin Lytle as Miss Cooter and Joe Walker as Dick with backup by the ensemble.
Lyrics[]
Joey, spoken:
Sally, I love you. And now, I can also make love to you.
(sung)
Even though I never thought I'd be
The one to say I love you, and agree
Here I am with every single part of me
It's so profound
Joey and Sally:
Even though I felt it from the start
It's only now we're beating with one heart
I feel like the sun is starting to shine
'Cause I know that I'm
I'm coming around
Sally:
Feel like the sun is shining
Like every song is rhyming
Joey:
Everything is right on time
In perfect key
Miss Cooter:
Now that my girl got Joey
We're ruling the world
Dick:
I know he
Feels the same way
Joey and Sally:
And I feel so free!
Oh
I am losing all control
Here we go!
Everything feels
Like a gospel song
Ensemble:
Ooooh... Hallelujah
Ooooh... Hallelujah
Ooooh... Hallelujah
Makin' love
Makin' love
Like heaven above
So good to be getting laid
Makin' love
Sweet love
Can't get enough
Rejoice, now that love's been made!
Sally:
I'm so glad you were the one
Ensemble:
She's so glad he was the one
Joey:
And I'm in love with my best friend!
Ensemble:
He's in love with his best friend
Joey and Sally:
I'm so sad that we are done
But that don't mean we can't do it again
Ensemble:
Makin' love
Makin' love
Like heaven above
I've wished and hoped and prayed
Makin' love
Sweet love
Gentle or rough
Rejoice, now that love's been made
And everything feels
Joey and Sally:
Like gospel song...
Ensemble:
It's heaven on earth
When Joey gets laid
Heaven on Earth
When Joey gets laid
Heaven on Earth
When Joey gets laid
Heaven on Earth!
All:
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
Hearts:
But all I need is you
Joey and Sally:
It's me and my heart
Pussies:
All I need is you
Sally:
It's me and Ms. Cooter
Dicks:
All I need is you
Joey:
It's me, and my dick
All:
Ahhh!
Joey and Dick:
Hyo!
All:
Ahhh!