— Girl Jeri projecting her experiences onto Steph Lautersrc“ "Teen pregnancy is no joke, Steph. If you don’t start taking this work seriously, you’re gonna end up with a child before you’re ready. You’re gonna have to drop outta school. Your family’ll disown you. Where are you gonna raise that baby? In the woods!?" ”
Girl Jeri is a character in the Hatchetfield Universe. She features in Abstinence Camp and is mentioned in Nerdy Prudes Must Die. She is the lover and colleague of Boy Jerry and the mother of Lumber Axe. Girl Jeri is played by Kim Whalen.
| Production | Played by | Song | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nightmare Time | Season 2 | Abstinence Camp | Kim Whalen | Virginity Rocks |
Abstinence Camp[]
Girl Jeri first appears after being introduced by Counselor 1 as one of Camp Idontwannabang's director and youth ministers. She and Boy Jerry appear and perform Virginity Rocks for the campers. They then introduce themselves, encourage the campers to remain abstinent. She then takes the girls to their cabins.
The next day after Steph makes a sarcastic comment during wallet making, Boy Jerry and Girl Jeri take Steph outside. The two start lecturing Steph on the dangers of teen pregnancy with Girl Jeri rambling about how if Steph had a baby she might have to raise it in the woods. However, the two soon lose focus instead find themselves yearning for each other instead.
The following day, while taking new wallet making kits to the arts and crafts pavillion, Girl Jeri discovers Gabe's body. She and Jerry bury his remains in the woods. Upon emerging from the forest they are found by Grace Chasity who tells them that Steph has entered the boys' washroom. The two camp directors rush to the washroom only just stopping Steph and Pete from showering together and subsequently being murdered by Lumber Axe. She and Jerry then take Steph and Pete outside the counselors' cabin where they lecture them. After Pete and Steph stand up for themselves, Jeri takes Steph to her new cabin in solitary confinement.
Later, when Jerry and Jeri enter the administration office they discover the bodies of Mary and Noah on their desks. Jeri is tempted to call the police but Jerry stops here warning that the whole town of Hatchetfield will discover her secret. The two once again become entranced with each other and are about to kiss when they're interrupted by Grace screaming. Initially thinking Grace saw them almost kissing the two directors attempt to reason with Grace but then realise she's seen the bodies. As the girl runs off, Jeri chases after her while Jerry goes to bury the body parts in the woods.
Jeri who has catches up with Grace and tells the girl about how she and Jerry had their child Lumber Axe or 'Lil Jerry' when they were teenagers and to avoid public embarrassment as they were both counselors at Camp Idontwannabang they raised him in the woods but due to the woods' strange powers Lumber Axe grew extremely fast and while they tried to teach him about the importance of abstinence he took it too far. They are interrupted by Steph screaming and Girl Jeri panics at the thought of another person being murdered. While she's distracted, Grace runs off to find Steph and Pete.
After Lumber Axe kills Boy Jerry, Girl Jeri manages to catch up to them. She is horrified by the death of her lover and tells Lumber Axe to kill her already. Her son then kicks her into a tree and she explodes on impact.
Nerdy Prudes Must Die[]
Girl Jeri is mentioned in Nerdy Prudes Must Die. After Boy Jerry is accused of murdering Richie Lipschitz and Max Jägerman, he exclaims that it wasn't him, it was Girl Jeri.
Personality and Traits[]
Girl Jeri initially appears to have a very positive and upbeat nature but underneath she appears very anxious and scared. As the story of Abstinence Camp goes on she becomes more and more emotional and dramatic in that emotion.
Skills[]
- Wallet Making- As part of her role as camp director and youth minister Girl Jeri knows how to make wallets.
Relationships[]
Boy and Girl Jeri in an image posted to Kim Whalen's Instagram
Boy Jerry[]
Boy Jerry is the co-director and former lover of Girl Jeri. The two were previously in a romantic relationship which resulted in teen pregnancy and the subsequent birth of their son Lil Jerry (later known as Lumber Axe). They raised him in the woods together but the woods magic had an effect on Jerry which lead to him becoming the Axe-Man. Following this, both Boy Jerry and Girl Jeri became voluntarily celibate. However, the two still lust for each other and often find themselves nearly kissing or in other romantic situations.
In Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Boy Jerry is shown to be immediately willing to give up Girl Jeri and accuse her of murder when accused himself suggesting he's not entirely loyal to her and will throw her under the bus to save himself.
Girl Jeri and Lumber Axe shortly before Lumber Axe kills her
Lumber Axe[]
Girl Jeri is the mother of Lumber Axe or 'Lil Jerry'. The result of a scandalous teen pregnancy, Lumber Axe was raised in the woods where his two parents taught him the importance of staying abstinent. He took these lessons to heart and eventually went on to murder campers who didn't stay abstinent much to the horror of his parents. Following this, they attempted to cover up Lumber Axe's murders burying his victims in the woods. Lumber Axe eventually kills his mother after realising she had sex outside of marriage.
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