Gotta Find His Dick is the eighth song in Me and My Dick. It was written by Darren Criss and performed by the ensemble. It is the eighth track on the cast album.
Lyrics[]
Ensemble:
In the dark and chill of night
He goes searching for hours on end
Hoping someone will end his plight
Looking for his long lost friend
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Find it
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Find it now
Man (Ensemble) [Heart]:
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
Someone tell him
Where his dick is (He's out to find)
Someone tell him (His dick)
Where his dick is
Someone tell him
Where his dick is (He's out to find) [Joey it's you and your]
Someone tell him (His dick)[Dick]
Where his dick is [Oh, Joey find your dick!]
Someone tell him
Where his dick is (He's out to find) [Joey! It's you and your] [Dick]
Someone tell him (His dick)
Where his dick is [Oh, Joey find your dick!]
Someone tell him [Joey! It's you and your]
Where his dick is (He's out to find) [Dick]
Someone tell him (His dick) [Oh, Joey find your dick!]
Where his dick is
All:
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick,
Gotta find his dick, Got to
Ooohhh!