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Join Us (And Die) is the eighth song from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. It was written by Jeff Blim and performed by Jaime Lyn Beatty as Charlotte and Jeff Blim as Sam. It is the eighth track on the cast album.

Lyrics[]

Charlotte, spoken:
It is time

(sung)
To die!
Sorry to interrupt
But we got bones to pluck
The time for chaos is long past overdue
Death isn't optional
In fact it’s optimal
Your time is up
And now we go through you

We tried to convince you
In soliloquy
But now we'll kill you
With more than harmony!
Just die

Charlotte and Sam:
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
All you gotta do is
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
All you gotta do is!

Charlotte:
Here's how it’s gonna go
We're gonna kick your ass
And then we're gonna

Charlotte and Sam:
Fucking kick your ass

Charlotte:
We're gonna puke all that goo
Into your mouth where your food
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced
It's a death-like process that you gotta see

Sam:
Ahhhhh...

Charlotte (and Sam):
Your own body
Is your (front row seat)To die!

Charlotte and Sam:
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
All you gotta do is
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and
Punch it!
Squeeze it!
Crush it!
Kill it!
Ride it!
Drag it!
Wind it up!
Kick its nuts!

Sam:
Here's how it's gonna--

(Gunshot)

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