Join Us (And Die)

Join Us (And Die)
Jaime Lyn Beatty Jeff Blim
Released	December 24, 2018
Length	2:03
Label	StarKid Productions

Join Us (And Die) is a song from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals sung by the characters Sam (Jeff Blim) and Charlotte (Jaime Lyn Beatty). It is the eighth track on the soundtrack album.

Lyrics Edit

[CHARLOTTE, spoken] It is time

(sung) To die!

Sorry to interrupt But we got bones to pluck The time for chaos is long past overdue Death isn't optional In fact it’s optimal Your time is up And now we go through you

We tried to convince you In soliloquy But now we'll kill you With more than harmony! Just die

[CHARLOTTE & SAM] Join us And die Join us And die Join us And die

All you gotta do is

Join us And die Join us And die Join us And die

All you gotta do is!

[CHARLOTTE] Here's how it’s gonna go We're gonna kick your ass And then we're gonna

[CHARLOTTE & SAM] Fucking kick your ass

[CHARLOTTE] We're gonna puke all that goo Into your mouth where your food And all your cells will renew and be enhanced It's a death-like process that you gotta see

[SAM] Ahhhhh

[CHARLOTTE (AND SAM)] Your own body Is your front row seat To die!

[CHARLOTTE & SAM] Join us And die Join us And die Join us And die

All you gotta do is

Join us And die Join us And die Join us And die Join us and

Punch it! Squeeze it! Crush it! Kill it! Ride it! Drag it! Wind it up Kick its nuts!

[SAM] Here's how it's gonna go— [GUNSHOT]