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Nerdy Prudes Must Die is the upcoming thirteenth original online musical from Team StarKid. It will be the fourth installment of the Hatchetfield Universe shows, preceded by the releases of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, and Nightmare Time. It is unclear as of yet where the show will lie chronologically within the universe.

Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, it is uncertain as to when the show will be performed, and it is most likely going to be delayed from the Fall of 2020 until a later date.

Known Information[]

The script for Nerdy Prudes Must Die is in constant flux as a result of the introduction of the Nightmare Time live readings introducing more information into the Hatchetfield universe. If the COVID-19 pandemic continues the show may eventually become obsolete due to the aging of Kendall Nicole in her role of Hannah Foster as well as the information being released in Nightmare Time meaning the information revealed in Nerdy Prudes won't be relevant.

While it was initially speculated that the Nibblenephim doll revealed in Nightmare Time was the villain of the show, this was confirmed to be untrue by Nick Lang[1].


Although as of yet nothing has been confirmed, many are speculating as to what the show may entail, trying to predict things such as what characters will appear or reappear, who the primary villain will be, and such similar ideas. Unless stated otherwise, the ideas written below are pure speculation on the fans' part, and although many people have their own individual theories, many of them agree on certain areas and ideas. If you do not want any potential spoilers, please discontinue from reading.


In this show, it is incredibly likely that the town of Hatchetfield will be under some kind of paranormal threat. Many have noticed that two of P.E.I.P.'s initials connect to the other Hatchetfield musicals, with 'Extraterrestrial' linking to TGWDLM (the meteor crash and subsequent alien infection), and 'Interdimensional' linking to Black Friday (other dimensions are frequently brought up, and the Black and White is visited, which is a place between dimensions), meaning that it is highly likely that NPMD will feature a 'Paranormal' storyline. Although the specific nature of this is debated, it is interesting to note that the characters from TGWDLM who reappear in What If Tomorrow Comes in Black Friday are referred to as the 'ghosts of Hatchetfield'. Furthermore, Jane Perkins's fatal car accident is brought up in both shows, and is shown to have a profound effect on her sister Emma Perkins and Jane's husband Tom Houston, characters who feature heavily in TGWDLM and Black Friday respectively, and so some believe that it is possible that she may return as a ghost or as some other undead entity.

Others have speculated that C.C.R.P will be the villain of Nerdy Prudes due to their villainous nature being revealed in Nightmare Time Episode 2.

It is also highly likely that P.E.I.P. will return in some sort of way in order to combat whatever is threatening Hatchetfield. Although in TGWDLM the organization does not feature heavily, in the following show they are of much greater importance to the narrative. And so if this trend continues it opens up the possibility of Nerdy Prudes Must Die being a musical mainly focusing on the group itself, although this is unlikely. However, it is almost certain that they will make some sort of appearance or feature.


When the show's title was announced, many immediately connected the phrase 'nerdy prude' to that of Grace Chasity, who was referred to as such by Alice in an unseen conversation with her father, Bill. Although not much is known about this character, it is known that she is a resident of Hatchetfield, attends Hatchetfield High, is nice to Bill at church, babysits Tim Houston, and was out of town for the events of Black Friday. Before NPMD was announced, it was theorized that she was the nameless Hatchetfield Bee, but it has been confirmed that they are different people. Although it has not been confirmed that Grace will even feature in NPMD, many already believe that she will star as the main character, seeing as the show's very title seems to be a direct reference to her, and that she has been mentioned repeatedly.

Another character that people are considering could be the main character of this show is Hot Chocolate Boy. A fan-favourite, he features in both TGWDLM and Black Friday (although he was supposed to feature more heavily in the latter, but was unable to due Robert Manion being cast as Ethan Green, this making certain character interactions between the two realistically impossible), and it has been confirmed that he will have a larger part to play in an upcoming Hatchetfield production, although the nature of this role is unknown. Furthermore, despite his real name accidentally being leaked at a performance of Black Friday, it is still unknown by many, as Nick Lang has asked for those who know to keep it a secret, although it doesn't mean anything yet. With all of this mystery surrounding the character's identity, as well as the promises of bigger things to come, it has led many to believe that Hot Chocolate Boy will feature heavily in NPMD.

General John McNamara is also another character that many believe will have a starring role in NPMD. Similarly to P.E.I.P., between the three prior Hatchetfield shows (aside from Nightmare Time) he has become much more important and heavily featured, and so it is highly likely that he will end up making a long appearance, along with his organization. After part of a speech wherein he talks about his husband was cut for time, Nick Lang has expressed that he would like to include more of McNamara's backstory in future projects, which implies that this speech could surface in NPMD, alongside the husband himself. However, people have already theorized that his husband could be Xander Lee or Wilbur Cross/Uncle Wiley, and so there's the potential that we've already met his husband, but just weren't aware of who he was to McNamara.

Nick Lang has also said that Lex and Hannah Foster are to make an appearance in a future Hatchetfield project, wherein their powers are explored, as well as potentially their parentage. With the girls' mother identity (Pamela Foster ) being revealed in Nightmare Time (Episode 3: The Witch in the Web), many are more curious about their paternal line, questioning as to whether they have the same father, and who he may be. In Black Friday it is implied that the sisters only live with their mother, with not a word said about the father, and so it is possible that they never knew theirs and instead took their mother's surname. As a result, some have speculated about their fathers' identity and it is likely this would be explored in Nerdy Prudes.