Our Doors Are Open is the fifth song from Black Friday. It is written by Jeff Blim in the time signature of 6/8 and performed by Corey Dorris as Frank Pricely and Angela Giarratana as Lex Foster with backup by the ensemble in the line: Jaime Lyn Beatty as Sherman Young, Lauren Lopez as Linda Monroe, James Tolbert as Corrupt Man, Robert Manion as Shopper 4, Kim Whalen as Becky Barnes, Dylan Saunders as Tom Houston, Curt Mega as Curt's Shopper, Jeff Blim as Man In A Hurry, Joey Richter as the Homeless Man and Jon Matteson as Gary Goldstein. It is the sixth track on the cast album.
Lyrics[]
Customers:
Do wop, ba da doo wop, ba ba da ba da ba da dwap (repeating)
Frank Pricely:
Welcome to Toy Zone
It’s world renowned
A palace for all of your undergrown
It's a pageant!
For the gallant
Parents who’re slightly unbalanced
We’re slashing prices!
'Cause you’ve got vices
That come in a variety of sizes
You see a deal
I see a meal
But only one of us is getting a steal
Did you know, if you spend money
Your kids will love you, maybe
We’re slashing prices!
It’s brutality!
Makes me question my morality
'Cause our doors are open!
To the public!
Don't you want it?
For us capitalists,
We are honest.
Come for the store and grandeur
When our doors burst open,
Trampling is part of the allure!
Yes, our doors are open to you.
You can shop any day,
But you chose today!
It's no wonder,
Here's your number,
Know your place in line!
Man in a Hurry, spoken:
I'll pay to move up!
Frank Pricely, spoken:
I never skim off the top
It's also advisable,
That we’re not liable
For anyone who dies
Customers:
We’ll gladly give you money
Frank Pricely:
I'll gladly take your money now
Customers:
I want the doll with the tummy!
Frank Pricely:
Oh, don’t we all?
And here is how you get,
The very thing you want,
The highest of holidays,
Comes but once a year,
I'm not talking ‘bout the fat man and his reindeer,
It's the creme brulee,
Following the turkey day,
Lex Foster:
That requires a bottle of pepper spray
Frank Priccely:
Did you know, if you spend money,
Four hundred on average quite seriously,
It's a factoid,
You can't escape, boy!
Remember all your checks are null and void,
When our doors are open,
Your republic,
Is on the market,
Your net worth is in my back pocket,
And it weighs my pants down,
As our doors bust open,
I'm your annual entrepreneur!
Yes our doors are open,
Oh, our doors are open,
Oh, our doors are open…
Frank and Lex:
Give us your fucking money,
Give us your fucking cash,
Give us your fucking money,
Its where its at,
Oh, I, I, I
Like to touch, touch, touch,
My money!
Customers:
Did you know if you spend money,
Your kids will love you maybe,
They’re slashing prices,
Frank Pricely:
It's insanity!
All:
Do we have any morality?
When the doors are open!
Frank Pricely: spoken:
Thank you very much for your generosity. Your donations are gladly accepted! Good morning!
All:
Yeah!