The Intergalactic Wizarding School which is located on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants to transfer there from Hogwarts. However, he obviously can't get there, it's on MARS. The head teacher is a talking lion called Rumbleroar, and other teachers include Professor McGonagills, a talking fish and Slitherus Snake who has a bizarre grudge against Rumbleroar. Pigfarts does not have dances, as they would wake up Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs. It is to be noted that as Pigfarts is located on Mars, you need a rocketship to get there. And, most people don't know about it. Plebs.