There would be an article on Achmed, but, no one remembers him.
TIGER FUCKER! TIGER FUCKER! TIGER FUCKER!
But no matter what, his supportive army will always be there for him. Whether boosting his self-esteem, serenading him with music and love, or telling him it's okay that it's okay that he fucked a tiger, he'll always be a prince to them.
-Pleasuring Concubines (At least 60 in an hour!)
-Smelling as Fresh as a Flower
-Flexing those impeccable pecks
-Showing off his hard-as-rock abs
-Being Very Muscular
-Seducing the princess
-and her tiger
-Having an impeccably groomed mustache
-Having a clean and pert ass (with stretch marks, but that's okay)
-Wearing nice underwear
-being forgotten, wait, who are we talking about again