The Council of the Pussies is the ninth song in Me and My Dick. It was written by Darren Criss and performed by Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia as The Old Snatch, Lily Marks as High Council Pussy and the Pussy Ensemble. It is the ninth track on the cast album.
Lyrics[]
Old Snatch:
I belong to an organization
That meets in the dead of the night
It's a sacred congregation
That determines what's wrong and what's rights!
Pussy Ensemble:
Every night at the stroke of three
Every night at the stroke of three
Every night at the stroke of three
The pussies gather!
Every night at the stroke of three
(The pussies gather)
Every night at the stroke of three
(The pussies gather)
Our freedom here is fleeting
We pussies have a meeting
Tonight
With dignified behavior
We flop about our labia
With might
We unite!
Every night at the stroke of three
(The pussies gather)
Every night at the stroke of three
(The pussies gather)
With blubbery disposition
Cunts of high position
Assemble
We meet here by the river and
We sovereign snatches quiver
And tremble
With excitement!
Our lips are tight and taut
This meeting's not for naught
Be quiet, we can't be caught
Our masters are sleeping
While we're creeping
To the Council
High Pussy:
Pussies from the North
Pussies from the East
Pussies from the West are bringing snacks
Pussy Ensemble:
They're bringing snacks!
All:
So dust your cobwebs off
Disinfect your yeast
Bring a friend for a free bikini wax
Every night at the stroke of three
(The pussies gather)
Every night at the stroke of three
(The pussies gather)
Every night at the stroke of three!
Pussies are we!
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