To Be a Man is the eighth song from Holy Musical B@man!. It was written by Nick Gage and Scott Lamps and performed by Joe Walker as Batman and Brian Holden as Superman.
Lyrics[]
Superman:
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might
Batman:
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night
You’re such a sycophantic suck up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you’re working for the man, man
Superman:
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy
Batman:
Wait, what?
Superman:
Behind the cape and the cowl
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Batman:
I’m gonna kick your ass!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Superman:
I’m taking you in!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Superman:
You wanna be the man?
You’ve got to beat the man
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man!
Batman:
I’ve learned a lot about life
Since I got me a bro
Superman:
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable
Batman:
You’re only jealous, man
Superman:
Uh, yeah...
Batman:
It’s so obvious, so clear
Superman:
Uhh... me with a sidekick?
Batman:
That's right
Superman:
Come on!
Batman:
I’ve got one for you right here
POW!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Superman:
I’m gonna kick your ass!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Batman and Superman:
I’m taking you down!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Superman:
You wanna be the man?
You’ve got to beat the man
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man!
Batman:
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
Superman:
All of your toys amuse me
The booby traps, the boat, the bike, the plane
But you can’t grappling hook me
Can’t hit me with your boomerang, nah
Batman:
You look cool in your tights
Superman:
Thanks
Batman:
For an alien dick
Superman:
What?
Batman:
How 'bout some kryptonite tonight?
Superman:
Ah!
Batman:
I’m onto your shtick
Superman:
Fuck you!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Batman:
I’m gonna kick your ass!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Batman:
I’m taking you down!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!
Batman:
You wanna be the man?
You’ve got to beat the man
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man!
Ensemble:
Fuck you!